I’ve been thinking. Not constantly or anything, but random thoughts have been popping into my head lately. Take Katy Perry’s song I Kissed a Girl. I’d put good money on her doing more than just kissing a girl. It’s a fact* that 78%** of women that attend college ‘experiment’ with the same sex. Same with men, but the percentage is much lower, and none of them would ever admit it, especially in Texas.
For some reason, I was also remembering something I overheard one of my guy friends say. He may have been saying it to me, but it was such a stupid thing to say, I immediately dismissed it. He said he liked to pretend women didn’t fart or use the bathroom at all. To me, that just sounds ridiculous. But then, thinking about it, I know loads of women that never let the guy they’re with know about any of their bowl movements. I’m not saying you should go out and call your honey into the loo to show him the brick you just dropped, but letting them believe your bottom his some magical place that nothing vile comes out of is just a horrible idea. If things get serious, and you end up living together, sooner or later, you’re gonna get sick and foul up the bathroom. Granted, by then, he’ll be in love with you, so I guess that makes sense in some very stupid way that I just don’t understand.
* By fact, I mean opinion
** All invented statistics amount to 78%***
*** That statistic about statistics was made up
